A Bill to regulate relationships between same-sex couples

Imagine this:

Senator Brandis rises and announces to the Senate that the government has decided to pass legislation to control and regulate relationships between same-sex couples.

“For too long”,  he says, “same sex couples have been free to form relationships with whoever they choose, whenever they choose. This has to stop! I am bringing to this parliament a law to impose rules and regulations in order to bind such couples in permanent unions, til death do they part!”

“Hear! Hear!”

Does anyone seriously think this is a good idea?

 

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1 thought on “A Bill to regulate relationships between same-sex couples”

  1. Senator Brandis: I propose that we give gay and lesbian couples the same choice as heterosexual couples. To get married …or not.

    Hear! Hear!

    Bang the gavel.

    Bill passed.

    Everyone gets on with their lives.

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